You buy The Fault in Our Stars but you don’t read it. It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right in your shelf, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
Mycroft: “I would make some sort of threat but I’m sure your situation is quite clear to you.”
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
"medieval guys really liked spikes they were like medieval glitter" hasfjkashfgasjfgafjadhasdhgaHGASGFSHGD
needs more sickle