i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.
Original post by chikenmilky3
I don’t think you realise how hard it is not to sound like Dan Green everytime i’m in a coffee shop now
So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.
i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."